misshoneywheeler:

thegreenthingslivebeforetheydie:

thegreenthingslivebeforetheydie:

my favorite is when Kermit’s facial expression is simultaneously an obvious hand in a puppet but also an instantly recognizable and relatable emotion

thingsfromthedirt:

fearlxsslyemma:

life sucks but a taylor swift song helps

pastel-daydreaming:

When you’re daydreaming a scenario and then suddenly come up with something that would work way better

telvi1:

Put an assumption in my ask. I’ll confirm or dispute it. I’m not gonna be mean or anything, I’m just very interested. You can go anon if you want.

die-k:

iamjj123:

waitingforthedoctorin221b:

dx11:

mancermechro:

not sure why people don’t automatically say “shapeshifting” when asked what they want their superpower to be. you could become anyone you want. even fictional characters. anyone. cosplay would always be spot-on. dysphoria wouldn’t exist. perfection

rob a bank and disguise yourself as a stray pen lying on a shelf when the cops come

there are two kinds of people

Just imagine a single pen surrounded by $500,000

symbisexual-disaster:

tip for fighting depression: find someone who is equally depressed as you and team up to defeat Spiderman 

pinkquartzkitten:

☁️☁️🍄🌟💙💤🍡🍬🍭🍰☁️

Emoji spell for sweet dreams tonight!💝

Like to recharge/reblog to cast💝

Sleep like angels tonight babies💝

slavery:

I’m ant man and this post took me two days to type